Elephants and Ice Cream

My kiddos make me laugh, they say the funniest things. Here are some of my favorites.

Natalie, David and I had ice cream one afternoon and Natalie wanted to try my flavor. I asked if she liked it and she said, "It's as good as a full elephant!" Wow I guess that she really liked it.

Today I was helping David with his homework and he said, "Uh oh my homework is stampled." Stampled?

Natalie, David and I were once having a serious discussion about death and loved ones. They asked me about how my grandma died and Natalie chimed in "Did she drink the bath water?" David and I cracked up!

The kids and I had played at the park in my Mom's neighborhood and it started to rain so we headed to have some ice cream. My Mom asked them all what their favorite flavor was and Natalie said, "Shrimp, rice and vegetables."

One afternoon Natalie asked me why we locked the door to the house. I explained to her why and she said, "Let's lock the door so they don't steal my princess wand, it talks and everything!" I'm sure if robbers came they would go straight for the princess wand, not the flat screen.

I even have a blunder! This summer we have been working on table manners and I said, "Chew your mouth when you close!" That sounds painful. We have laughed about this for a long time.

Natalie and I went to see my Mom one afternoon and she asked, "Is your Dad at home? Can you put 'em between your toes?" What?

Other Quotes:

Natalie- "That's an American Fire Truck."

David- "Stop your horses!"

Natalie- "These are my bee-noculars."

David- "I think I'm falling in love with you."

Natalie- "I want to get my ears peered."

David- "I'm going to marry you."

Natalie- "Will you be my friend forever?"

Natalie- "Where are my Mardigroft beads?"

These are just some of the ones I wrote down or remember!